Breaking Up

Don’t worry, I’m not complaining about another break-up. Well, kind of. This is about the removal of Vince Vaughn from my Top 5 list. Christian Bale has been bumped up to the number 1 slot. Congrats Christian! I love you! This leaves an open spot after Viggo Mortenson to be filled with 1 of the following: Daniel Day-Lewis, Daniel Craig, or Jason Statham. I'll keep you posted on the results.

I watched the movie The Break-up and hated it. I was furious by the end. I’m not much of a Jennifer Aniston fan so it was a gamble but Vince is my boy. WAS my boy.

I can’t stand it when they advertise a movie as comedy that is not comical. Not even close. I actually cried. It was so sad! I’m not particularly sensitive but I can cry at fiction. Like the last season finale of Grey’s Anatomy. I required Kleenex for that one. Tragic.

Hard to say if the tears fell because of the overwhelming hatred for Vince Vaughn that resulted or the actual movie. Either way, “comedy” my ass.

Does anybody notice that Vince says the exact same lines in every movie? The following phrases were present in Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Wedding Crashers, The Break-up.

“I like where your heads at.”
“Good talk.” (Said after he delivers a soliloquy to someone and they don’t have the opportunity to offer anything to the conversation.)
“…get hopped up and make some bad decisions.”

Is it supposed to be funny the third time it is delivered? Does he think people are not going to see more than one of his movies? I used to think he was hilarious but now it is just RUINED.

He often repeats phrases from Swingers but I find those acceptable since it made him. I wish he’d consult someone before manipulating a script. I think I'm the only one qualified.

Move yourself!