China Doll

I have met multiple men who have an Asian fetish. At first I didn’t understand because I didn’t know many women of this race. I’m from Middle America where the only diversity is within the Caucasian crowd: white trash, poor white trash, white people who think they are another race, my crowd, and yuppy scum.

When I moved to California this attraction made sense because Asians are EVERYWHERE. I still didn’t understand why it was a fetish. I suppose it is the same as men preferring blondes to brunettes or those who require a nice ass before a fine rack. And vice versa. The man I adored at the time told me if I was Asian he would marry me right then and there. As a joke, I tried to tape my eyes back once to reinvent my look but it didn’t work. Since I wasn’t interested in the whole ‘til death routine, I didn’t care that I was only good enough for him to befriend for awhile. The sex wasn’t that great so I wasn’t losing much in the end.

My first year in New York City I would ask men who hit on me, ‘do you have an Asian fetish?’ Most of them thought I was extremely odd. Why would a chick ask that unless she was Asian? Perhaps I asked this question to avoid a future of perpetual squinting.

It has come up again…what is it that makes this race more attractive than another?

1. Are the women more obedient? From what I’ve seen, unless they are born and raised in the old county, they are far from docile.
2. Are they tighter where it counts? I assumed the men who preferred Asian were probably smaller than the average man so this quality in a woman was important.
3. Was David Bowie’s "China Girl" at the top of the charts when these men started dating? Fetish research aside this is a great song (and video). “oh baby just you shut your mous”
4. Did they just see Memoirs of a Geisha? This makes the most sense. I nearly developed a kimono fetish when I left that movie.
5. Do these men regret not serving in the military and missed their time for shore leave along the Pacific Rim? No…wait, this makes the most sense.